“When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.”

“I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.”

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you around all the time, because who wants to be constantly complimented?”

“If you are who you associate with, then I am my own clone.”

“Love is orange, though sometimes it will make you blue. You might see that as depressing, but I see it as a compliment.”

“It occurs to me to devise mental tests on myself to see if I am who I think I am, but then I think, “I am who I think I am, or I probably am, and a test I conceive and answer about myself isn’t a way to test if I’m another person pretending to be me, because no matter how I answer I’ll answer like myself, thus falsely proving to myself that I am who I think I am.” No, what I need is for my clone to create and administer the test.”

“I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.”