“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s what clones are for.”

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in.”

“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all my clones working for me, working for free, and enriching me, now that’s what I call social progress. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same.”

“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the two would make a better quarterback than Geno Smith?”

“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”

“Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?”