“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“My father went AWOL the day I got dishonorably discharged from his penis.
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“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.”

“She took off her red pants, the shade of ketchup, to reveal softly tanned legs, like two French fries. But when she brought up price, I knew she was too good to be true. She was definitely NOT off the dollar menu.”

“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked.”

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”