“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colored bear.”

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve got better ways of stirring, like renting Michael Phelps’ 400 IM time.”

“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.”

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“I’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.”

“When I feel sad, I try to think of someone else in the world who is suffering worse than me. Like someone in Seattle, who is hurting so bad financially that instead of a vente coffee at Starbucks every morning, they have to downsize to grande.”

“Which is more valuable into showing how I think: the order I think of things, or the order in which I arrange them once I’ve thought of them?”