“When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking your kids to soccer practice.”
“It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances when you're not safe when you're not in the middle of the road...”
“I give off good vibes, kids, dogs, and middle-aged divorcées like me”
“Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.”
“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”
“The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there.”