“When I’m asleep I’m a politician, and when I’m awake I’m a criminal. Throughout the day and night, my mentality never changes.”
“I can’t tell anymore when I’m asleep and when I’m awake, or which is worse.”
“It’s disturbing to me that criminals are freely roaming the streets of our nation’s capital. I’m not talking about escaped prison inmates—I’m talking about politicians.”
“I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.”
“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”
“My ideal state as a reader when I’m reading other people is feeling I’m vaguely wasting my time when I’m not reading that novel.”