“When love dissipates, it’s like dancing with daisies at midnight, and you don’t get easy at it when you’re deceased. And make no mistake, you will die before romance will.”

“I have a protective coating, like a tank. It’s called Love. And when I get you naked, I’ll want to make war to you.”

“Don’t kiss in public, unless it’s midnight and you’re both wearing black so nobody can see you’re naked.
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“Love is always there when you don’t need it, and when you need it and it’s not there, well, that’s what hookers are for.”

“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I won’t ask if it’s because you’re cold—or because you’re lonely.”

“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s like looking in a mirror when you make eye contact with your clone.”

“When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.”