“When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly hear myself think.”

“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. He thought he was quoting himself when he quoted me. So in effect I’m quoting myself quoting myself, with my clone as a source of what I wrote.”

“If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue externally?”

“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.
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“I fear one day I’ll get a knock at my front door, and I’ll answer it to find myself standing there. Then I’ll hear myself say, “Hi, I’m from the future, and I’m here to destroy you.” But that is irrational. The future me isn’t out to destroy me, because the me of my past already did a thorough job demolishing my present and possible future.”

“Writing is hard, but I don’t want to kill myself trying to write. Not unless I’m writing a suicide note.”