“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all my relatives, I’m the only cannibal.”
“A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback. ”
“S then, every family reunion is bolstered by food, lots and lots of it.”
“It’s quite the family reunion we’re having in here.”
“When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake.”
“...A food truce, the picnic suspension of oedipal feeling that permits the generations to love each other at family reunions.”