“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”
“Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)”
“If you drive a car, I'll tax the street;if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.”
“You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.”
“Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.”
“When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.”