“When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the butter too quickly, I’m likely to shoot you. But even if you attack me, we can still be lovers.”

“When you buy a gun, every problem starts to look like a nail.”

“In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader.”

“My sword can cut through butter like water. Likewise, my tongue can cut through the logic of love.”

“Look down and you may miss a shooting star in the sky. Look up and you may miss a starfish in the sand. But quick, look straight ahead and tell me what is that big, blurry thing that’s so bright? Oh yeah, that’s my love for you.”

“If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or a waffle?”

“It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners.”