“When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.”

“If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.”

“I’ll insist my competitor is the greatest, so that when I beat him, I won’t be calling myself the greatest—I’ll be proving it through my actions.
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“If I can delay your action with my inaction, then I’ll gladly do nothing for the good of the no good.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”

“I’ll agree with you if you promise to argue with me. That’s what love is, right?”

“When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased.
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