“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”
“They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.”
“Your mother and I do not approve of drinking. Have you not heard of the Eighteenth Amendment?” “Prohibition? I drink to its health whenever I can.”
“You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one.”
“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”
“I was not offended, my love. An insult is like a drink; it affects one only if accepted. And pride is too heavy baggage for my journey...”