“Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasionally even in the same person.”

“What’s the opposite of start? Would the average person think stop or finish? The answer may reflect the difference between a winner and a loser.”

“There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at least half the time.
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“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is nothing to talk about. Of course, I’m talking about love.”

“There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.”

“There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as long as people believe they need politicians.”

“People come and people go, but only a magical person can come and go at the same time.”