“Whether you’re being good, or you’re up to no good, try not to look guilty.”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you’re not looking. The only looking you do is good looking. But really, you’re not that handsome.”

“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”

“It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s more than most people do.”

“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw all their energy and focus into protecting that vulnerability. But I say if you’re playing on my fear to the left, I’m going to look to the right and try to find out what you’re taking or attacking.
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“You’re disoriented. You’re in the future. You just woke up. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.
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“You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.”