“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do see my clone, tell him I should have made an omelet out of him when I had the chance.”

“Clones: Why should you take the blame for your mistakes when there’s a genetic replica of yourself that’d make a perfectly good scapegoat?”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone.
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“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d automatically think your clone was more attractive.”

“How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday.”