“Why watch reality TV when I can just open my blinds and look out my window to all the reality I can handle?”
“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!”
“I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough.”
“I walked 500 miles just to see a halo, when I opened my eyes I was blind as can be.”
“My favorite pastime is staring out the window. When I go on tour, I can spend hours and hours just staring out the window, thinking about nothing. I love all that.”
“We’re going to watch the sun set,” he says. “I’m not sitting here any longer. Too much misery in this room. I need out.” Lils sneers. “And you want us to all traipse off to the garden and watch the sun set because you hate dealing with reality?” “I can deal with reality perfectly well,” he says back, grinning. “I just don’t see why I should.”