“With intellectual labor your hard work is forever, while with manual labor your hard work is temporary and soon forgotten.”

“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, because money is time plus labor. I spend my time saving money, I spend my money saving time, and I labor hard to not labor hard.”

“I have two problems with hard labor: hard and labor. I prefer soft, and I’d prefer not giving birth.”

“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let you be alone while you die, slowly.”

“A brick could be used to balance work and play. Just place the brick on the top of your head, and don’t let it drop. This will ensure you don’t play too hard—or work too hard.
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“In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail.”

“I work hard for my money. It feels very liberating to be broke.”