“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?”
“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”
“And I don’t want you to love me enough for the both of us. I’d rather carry my own portion, thank you very much. I love you so much it consumes me.”
“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”
“You can’t walk away from someone you love, leave them drowning in your desertion. If love has no more meaning than that, you can keep it. I don’t want it now or ever again. Don’t want to hear the word or wear its scars.”
“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.”