“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.”

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
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“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.”