“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like to add cheese for only 99 cents?”
“If you’re in the luckiest one per cent of humanity, you owe it to the rest of humanity to think about the other 99 per cent.”
“Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you know my love is refillable? For just .99 cents.”
“Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face?Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?”
“Would I dance with you? Both forever and rather die. / It would be like dying, yes. Yes I would.”
“If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?”