“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.”

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed, but I’d be a leftover. I guess the real question is, Would you rather make love to me or make dinner?”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And as love is mostly made up of sugar water, I’d rather be a hummingbird caged in your heart.”

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”