“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.”

“I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.”

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“I’d rather have a career that utilizes my creativity, but torturing people all day long is not a bad gig. At least not for me.”

“If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed, but I’d be a leftover. I guess the real question is, Would you rather make love to me or make dinner?”