“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 
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“I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines.”

“I fish better than any fish alive.”

“When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced to chew on and swallow their own slimy, wormlike words. But until the time that the sky and the sea blend into one, I’ll leave my fishing pole in a tree, disguised as a branch.”

“I like farm salmon. I like the idea of fish growing on trees.”

“What if leaves changed shape as well as color? You can teach a man to fish, or you can introduce him to a woman named Fish who happens to look like a trout.”

“A fish called Gilbert. But I just call him Gil to save some breath, so I can spend more time underwater petting him like I used to do to grandpa before he drowned.”