“Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces.”
“Gratitude paints little smiley faces on everything it touches.”
“Smiley was soaked to the skin and God as a punishment had removed all taxis from the face of London.”
“I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces.”
“Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A., a master's is the new bachelor's, a B.A. is the new high school diploma, and a high school diploma is the new smiley-face sticker on your first-grade spelling test.”
“Underneath my outside faceThere's a face that none can see.A little less smiley,A little less sure,But a whole lot more like me.”