“Yes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Revenge.”

“I think I want a guy who eats vegetables. And who isn't so normal. He was just a muffin, you know?”

“Expose them {your kids} to the widest variety of vegetables and fruits, showing them how good things can be in season. Tasteless fruits and vegetables won't win them over for life.”

“More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.”

“There are scores of studies demonstrating that a diet rich in vegetables and fruits reduces the risk of dying from all the Western diseases; in countries where people eat a pound or more of vegetables and fruits a day, the rate of cancer is half what is in the United States.”

“If most people will replace sugar intake with fresh honey, eat more of vegetables and drink sufficient water, they will stay healthy,wealthy and prosperous.”