“Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.”
“If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.”
“With nothing more than thin spandex covering my chest, even the blind would notice that my nipples were so hard, they could cut glass”
“I think of Grace and feel a sharp pain in my chest.”
“I'm getting chest pains...You give me chest pains Uncle Willie.It's my fault you get excited.Yes, it's your fault! I only get chest pains on Wednesdays.So come on Tuesdays.”
“The anguish I always feel when she's in pain wells up in my chest and threatens to register on my face.”