“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial tasks. For example, I saw my neighbor washing dishes, and I could immediately tell that he was an adulterer by the way my wife's naked body glistened through his kitchen window.”
Jarod Kintz
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
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