“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.”

“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car.”

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 miles into running a marathon on it. But why would you run? That’s why my clone will have invented teleportation.”

“Growing up, my bedroom was like a garage, only much smaller and with more lawnmowers in it (we had to store them there because the garage was crowded with the 14-person dining room table—despite there being only four of us in the house). I’m just thankful my parents didn’t park their cars in the living room.”

“I want a house with a garage, so someone from the government won’t try to park a tank in my living room.”