“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.”
“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”
“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.”
“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car.”
“If You can play Your stuff in a pub, then You´re a good band.”
“No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.”