“You can’t help who your parents are or aren’t. My parents aren’t—they don’t exist and have never existed.”

“Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You aren’t your own clone.”

“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you aren’t carrying it with you, it will weigh heavy on your mind.”

“I respect my elders, but I don’t respect the Myelders, who are my neighbors, because they are so neglectful of their lawn that it’s like they don’t even exist.”

“My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.”

“A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.”

“Scars exist to show that I existed. I myself don’t have any scars, but every single one of my friends has a healed up knife wound deep in their back.
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