“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.”

“I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas.
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“If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?”

“If I had a half, I’d split it in half and share it with you. That’s love. Then I’d go find the other half and enjoy the whole thing by myself.”

“I’d love to be a color commentator, but I can’t, because I’m white, and white isn’t a color.”

“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?”