“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.”

“Life’s like brown sugar sprinkled on shit. Sure it tastes great, if you don’t mind the smell.”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.”

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy.
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“All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.”