“You should plan ahead, so people know roughly where to start digging to look for you.”

“Look down and you may miss a shooting star in the sky. Look up and you may miss a starfish in the sand. But quick, look straight ahead and tell me what is that big, blurry thing that’s so bright? Oh yeah, that’s my love for you.”

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do see my clone, tell him I should have made an omelet out of him when I had the chance.”

“If you have to dig to find yourself, you are probably dead.”

“The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start. So I just sat there and drank Gatorade. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I don't know where to look for jobs, so I think I'll check out the unemployment office. They maybe hiring.”

“Freedom isn't free. But there are some really great coupons if you know where to look. Buy one liberty, get the next one half off.”