“You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green beard, so why would you try to deny the existence of nonexistence? ”
Jarod Kintz
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your lawn directly above mine.”
Jarod Kintz
This Book is Not for Sale
“Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.”
Jack Kerouac
“It was like trying to think about what he’d be thinking if he never existed. He wouldn’t be thinking about what he was thinking. He just wouldn’t exist. It wouldn’t hurt.”
Nicole Grotepas
Feed
“-Hey, neighbor, is your wife free for a date today? -No, I’m taking her out this afternoon? -Great! Then you won’t mind if I come over and mow your lawn. Sucker!”
Jarod Kintz
This Book Has No Title
“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions only, would you try to print duplicates of him?”
Jarod Kintz
$3.33