“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.”

“A great gift would be a cheap pen, mounted on a wooden plaque, with the accompanying label that reads, “This is the pen that was first used to write down these words. This is history. This happened. Now, go write your own history. But use another pen, because this one’s not only super glued to the wood, but it’s out of ink.”

“I think the perfect pen name is Quill McSeagull. Especially for writing flights of fancy—and nothing has more feathers than a love poem.”

“I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.”

“I could write from anywhere, including the moon, provided I had a pencil and not a pen.”

“If pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.”