“Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.”
“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the government. ”
“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee.""Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!”
“People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more.”
“Oh I can't stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee and I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.”
“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”