“Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have”
“Worry is throwing good shillings at trouble that hasn't happened yet.”
“The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.”
“A faith that hasn't been tested can't be trusted.”
“I explained we lost the porch to the flood. 'Father hasn't gotten around to rebuilding it, although he's quite a good carpenter. He says if Jesus was a carpenter, it's good enough for a clergyman. But I don't remember that Jesus let his house fall down.”