“Sir, we're now introducing the love interest for Spider-Man.""Yes, just make sure it's organic. That it doesn't feel like it comes out of nowhere.""We had her fall on him, Sir.""Classy. I love it.”

“Spider-Man: "Why'd it have to be Logan? If it had been Reed or Tony we would've already built a time machine out of bamboo and palm fronds by now and been on our way.”

“(Six claws.. the Spider-God comes.)Wolverine: Spider-God? What the hell?Spider-Man: Yep, that's me, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God!”

“Spider-Man: The Phoenix Force is a crazy powerful cosmic firebird entity that for some reason seems to be attracted to earthbound redheads (I can relate).”

“Bobby: So assuming I survive the next 24 hours, where do you want to go on our first date?Kitty: Some place that doesn't allow children.Bobby: The strip club it is.”

“Welcome aboard Mon Remonda. Let’s get the rest of your pilots in... so I can get out of this torture suit.""But, sir, I was just going to say how smart you looked in your uniform. I think we ought to stay here, in uniform, a couple of hours so the holographers can capture the image. You know, for the historians.""Wedge, I think I’m going to have you killed.""Yes, sir. I trust you’ll wear your dress uniform for an event like that.”

“A green X-wing closed in tighter to the formation. "Yes, sir." Though distorted by the comm system, the voice sounded indulgent rather than military."That's 'Yes, Wedge' until we're formally returned to duty." The commander smiled. "Or perhaps, 'Yes, Exalted One.' Or 'Yes, O envy of all Corellia.' Or-”