“What makes us so unique is when TAPS comes in we try to dis-prove a haunting.”

“WHEN IN DOUBT, GET THE HELL OUT!”

“There may come a time when you will wish you had never tasted the fruit from the tree of knowledge. There may even come a time when you will lie about who took the first bite.”

“I've been shot at and missed and shit at and hit. That's a saying out of my childhood and it's come true more than a few times along the way.”

“Travis, you don't even know what you're talking about. This is complete bullshit. You can't just come back and wave a wand and try to make everything the way it was.”

“Women want to wear what they do because of what goes on in their heads. Their size and shape have practically nothing to do with it.”

“A good name is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost.”