“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.”

“It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?”

“Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.”

“Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?”

“I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play down at Mon Brewing a few times. Way to keep the Nineties alive.”

“Magick should be used for spiritual evolution and mystical insight; but I am here to tell you that practical magick does work.”

“Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.”