“Dude: What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?Me: The wall was their last hit.”

“Yo, dude. That shit might be cool on Saved By The Bell but not in real life.”

“That's why I get mad when I watch this show," he says. "It's simple, dude. Everything is way too simple.”

“Guy: What has nine arms and sucks?Me: What?Guy: Def Leppard.”

“If you don't believe in the things you're doing, the answer isn't fooling yourself into thinking you believe it. If you don't believe in what you're doing, then you just shouldn't be doing it.”

“That's how this world works. To get a lot, you have to at least give a little. You have to make a concentrated effort to let it be known that you'll do whatever it takes to get ahead."Pause.My father takes a drink from his beer while I stare at him. Smirking, continuing, he says, "Once you accept this fact of life, you'll be able to do whatever you want to do and have anything you want to have.”

“He'll get what he deserves one day." Leaning even closer to me, Natalie whispers, "We all fucking will.”