“Guy: What has nine arms and sucks?Me: What?Guy: Def Leppard.”
“def leppard lyric from Rock of Ages: It's better to burn out than fade away. This is not a Curt Cobain quote. He was quoting them !!!!!”
“No matter what happens to me you better keep playing soccer. And kiss a few guys for me. What the heck, kiss a lot of guys for me! [pp.127]”
“May I guess this has something to do with the particularly hot undead guy you suck face with on a regular basis?”
“There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at least half the time. ”
“Calm down, Ephraim. You seem really certain of what's possible and what's impossible, for a guy who's trying to convince me he has a magic wishing coin.”