“Yo, dude. That shit might be cool on Saved By The Bell but not in real life.”
“This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit." -Ty Henderson”
“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”
“The shit's gonna splatter. Start buggin' yo.”
“Dude, you ever taste harpy’s blood? We’re rarer than shit so I’m betting not. Want to go out for a drink sometime? If you put out, I might let you have a sip.”
“Well, Dude," said Khalil, "sometimes you just have to get over shit”