“Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.”
“Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.”
“Bacon improved things dramatically.”
“Don’t say anything unless you can improve on the silence.”
“A woman can put up with almost anything; anything but indifference.”
“If standard of living is your major objective, quality of life almost never improves, but if quality of life is your number one objective, your standard of living almost always improves.”