“Do I have to talk to insane people?""You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.”
“I'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I like it quietSo, the pages can be heardI'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I do it for the love of the word”
“I'm a librarian. I always know what I'm talking about”
“When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm getting out before the Democrats make it mandatory.”
“I'm a librarian," he said. "I always know what I'm talking about.”
“All right. Talk to me darlin'. You're not insane. A little crazy, but not insane. And this...everything you've gotten...in the last few days...do you know how many people would kill for this?""But...”