“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth. ”
“The wand is mighter then the sword.”
“The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword!”
“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!”
“Apparently, a woman can only go so long without a sword between her hands.”