“Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.”

“Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.”

“Marriage, like spinach and opera, was something I had never thought I would like.”

“Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?”

“A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.”

“It wasn’t going to be hard…it was going to be impossible. It wouldn’t deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didn’t scare me as much as it used to.”

“Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.”