“Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.”
“Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.”
“Time spent arguing is, oddly enough, almost never wasted.”
“Time spent on solving a problem with the same level of thinking that created it is time well wasted”
“This explains why I've been making Recession Tea- letting a teabag steep for half the time it should so I can use it again for a second cup later.”
“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.”