“Sometimes choice is a luxury that fate does not afford us.”

“Everything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summer’s day, a long-running sitcom, one’s life, and eventually our species. The question for many of us is not that everything will come to an end but when. And can we do anything vaguely useful until it does?”

“Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.”

“Without a yardstick sometimes the high points can be taken for granted.”

“To espresso or to latte, that is the question...whether 'tis tastier on the palate to choose white mocha over plain...or to take a cup to go. Or a mug to stay, or extra cream, or have nothing, and by opposing the endless choice, end one's heartache...”

“Sometimes, a word succeeds beyond the wildest dreams of its creators, like a virus sent into the world to infect common speech.”

“If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.And the journey starts NOW.”