“30 minutes is a long time to wait for a Valentine's date.”

“Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!”

“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”

“I’m quiet for a long moment, and Velva just sits with me, waiting. She’s good at that. Just being a companion, not pushing or prodding, but waiting as if she has all the time in the world. Why is it that a woman of 94, who probably has very little time left, can be far more patient that an woman of 30 who has a lot of years ahead of her?”

“I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special”

“It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.”