“There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.”

“And what if in the future we're at war again, or we still haven't elected a non-white or non-male president, or the Rolling Stones are still dragging their tired old butts on stage? That would depress me way too much.”

“I'm listening to someone give up. Someone I knew—someone I liked. I'm listening... but still, I'm too late.”

“Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet.”

“I was too weak to walk. At least, I thought I was too weak. But in truth, I was too weak to try.”

“I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything going on in their lives, like whether they found a parking spot or what they ate for breakfast.""But why?" Josh asks.”

“The name sounds almost too perfect. And as I said, you look perfect, too. The only thing left... is to be perfect.”